Your seven year old boy continues to terrify you about your future grocery bill as he assertively proclaims at the very start of every meal, "I claim leftovers!"
You learn the hard way that teaching your own kids at VBS is not such a brilliant idea. And that's all I have to say about that.
You aren't at all surprised that your child has found a way to nearly strangle herself with the tie-it-in-a-bow "belt" on her dress.
The near-strangling occurred on the very same day she found a way to rock a headband - totally 80's-workout-video style.
But then again, she has a thing for the 80's hair-band look...(or maybe the stuck-my-finger-in-the-socket look)
After hearing her declare that you "never play play-doh or make cookies", you allow your four year old a go at playdoh while baby sister is napping. The aftermath reminds you very plainly why there is such a long hiatus between playdoh days...
While your rambunctious four year old sprays the nearby wildlife with a water gun,
your more chillin' older son prefers to sit in the shade of the porch reading his book.
To which you have nothing to say but, "Typical."
Since it had been more than 24 hours since her last head injury, your toddler decided to run smack into the door frame, the wall, and fall off a stack of chairs while you were decorating your room for VBS. She started the week off with two new bruises and a bloody lip. The lengths she'll go to in order not to let those rowdy boy toddlers show her up.
Happy Thursday, everyone!